Shang-Haied, Commandeered, Hijacked, and Seized!

I received a devastating blow last night. My brother, who pays for my website, said that when my subscription expired a few days ago, Japanese pirates selling Viagra or something swooped in and grabbed up my web address. Apparently, they do this in hopes that it's a high traffic site, and nothing can be done about it until they figure out that it is not, and their subscription ends next year. So PLEASE do not try to visit my website.